PREORDERS WILL SHIP OUT JANUARY 2026
“Officer, you gotta understand! I was just trying to do something reckless so an onlooker would post a video of my vehicular crash-out to my favorite nefarious online image board!”
Bumper stickers are 3” tall by 10” long, printed on premium weatherproof vinyl, and make your car a perfect target for vandalism.
PREORDERS WILL SHIP OUT JANUARY 2026
“Officer, you gotta understand! I was just trying to do something reckless so an onlooker would post a video of my vehicular crash-out to my favorite nefarious online image board!”
Bumper stickers are 3” tall by 10” long, printed on premium weatherproof vinyl, and make your car a perfect target for vandalism.
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