FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How do I read NFRTG?
I recommend starting at the beginning! Read everything on the page! And then go on to the next page, and read that one, and so on!
You can go forward or back using the buttons at the top of each page, or you can go start at a specific page using the chapter navigation.
If you absolutely hate looking at a screen because you’re better than me, NFRTG: Volume I is available to purchase in print. It’s full color, full flavor, full frontal, and will fill you right up—without any of that pesky blue light!
Are there any jumpscares on NFRTG.com?
Nope! There are no jumpscares or loud noises on the site, and there never will be! There are, however, many instances of flashing images that may be dangerous for those with photosensitive epilepsy.
What is “GeoCatch”?
GeoCatch is a fictional game within the NFRTG world! It is not a real thing, and it’s purposefully vague! You’re not supposed to really know what it is right now, but you will eventually.
How often does NFRTG update?
Whenever it’s ready (I am so busy.)
If you’d like to be notified when an update is posted, subscribe to the NFRTG newsletter! Updates on the updates are also frequently posted on the NFRTG tumblr!
Is there a plaintext version of NFRTG for ease of access?
There is not a plaintext version of NFRTG available right now, but one is in the works! Stay tuned!
When can I expect my NFRTG merch to be shipped?
The current fulfillment time for merch orders is 1-2 weeks from the day of purchase, as I am one lonely individual packaging and shipping everything by myself.
Once your order has been packed, you should receive an email with your package’s tracking number (USPS for USA orders; UPS for international orders.) If you did not receive an email with tracking information, please reach out to admin@nfrtg.com with your order number.
Can you ship my order discreetly? I don’t want people knowing I’m a weirdo.
Not a problem, coward!
If you need your order shipped all secret-like, just let me know in the “special requests” section at checkout. Discreetly shipped orders will be packed in plain black mailers with the return address “Shipping Fulfillment". There will be no front-facing indication of NFRTG anywhere on the packaging.
Why isn’t my country available to ship to on your site?
I do not want to promise I can ship an order anywhere in the world, as I’ve been shown that is not the case time and time again now.
If your country isn’t currently offered as a valid shipping destination, kindly reach out to admin@nfrtg.com and I will try my best to make it happen!
Am I allowed to say the title of this web novel as someone who is not of the f*ggot persuasion?
No one is allowed to say the title of this web novel. I can’t even say it. Try it right now, you can’t.
Wow, holy shit, I was just joking but you really said that with your whole chest. I can’t believe you actually said that word. That’s a slur — you know that, right? Like a hateful word?? Okay wow. Just wow. Cancelled.
Can I draw fanart / write fanfiction for NFRTG?
Hell yes play with my tuoys.
(If you post anything on socials, make sure to tag #nfrtg so my eyes can see!!)
How big is Newfag’s dick?
SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a better question? Well then ask it!
Bee Michael is the sole pervert behind NEWFAG RUNS THE GAUNTLET. Xe can be reached at admin@nfrtg.com for questions or concerns or excessive information on roller coasters.